This week's version of Krampus is a baddie designed to give the Goldberg Santa a run for his money - enjoy!
What is the best companion a hellish Santa could ask for? Why, a Hell-deer of course! This week's Monster was Santa Claus, a la Santa's Slay (2005), which depicts a muscle-bound Santa. Riding through the film's big blue skies accompanying the pro-wrestler version of the classic Saint Nick was his trusty side-kick: an enormous hell-deer. … Continue reading Treat of the Week: Hell-Deer
Naughty! Films Synopsis: Its that time of year, when Ol' Saint Nick tallies up the good boys from the naughty girls and gives them their just desserts. But this year, Santa, played by big as life pro-wrestler Bill Goldberg, complete with his signature Spear-finishing-move, reveals that all ain't exactly jolly up at the North Pole. … Continue reading Monster of the Week: Santa Claus
The lucky ones freeze to death. Films Synopsis: When two journalists embark on an investigation into cattle mutilations happening along the French-Swiss border, things take a dark turn when the scientific team they were supposed to meet turn up missing from their campsite. A surprisingly entertaining found-footage flick, Cold Ground (2018) is a French film … Continue reading Monster of the Week: Lycan
It sure ain't the Pillsbury fucking doughboy! First - I want to give a BIG THANKS to my Patrons! You are all Awesome and there’s a tiny bonus link for this week’s Monster in the rewards! And now, ON TO THIS WEEK'S MONSTER!!! Perhaps the only thing more horrifying than the thought of a serial … Continue reading Monster of the Week: Gingerdead Man